Hiiii once again 😊. Lool, I always seem excited, I know.

So my first blog post is going to be a sort of review in a way ish. I’m writing this cos I went to the beach recently and I’m still feeling the beachy vibeeeeesss.

Saturday was my lover’s birthday so on Sunday, we went to the beach. It was Elegushi. It was supposed to be Oniru but Uber guy told us they’re filling up Oniru. We called Oniru’s beach number that they put on the Internet, they didn’t pick, I don’t even understand why, so we decided to just close our eyes and go to Elegushi. I know most people have been there but for those who haven’t, Elegushi is at Lekki Phase 1, Lekki. Since it was Sunday and we got there by like 1, it was quite empty so it was actually looking like a private beach.

When it got to like 3, ọmọ see people, I really don’t know what’s private about Elegushi though 💁. We were looking for a place to seat, those beach constructions, I don’t know their specific name plis 😅 and we finally settled for one that offered a good deal. He said we didn’t need to pay to sit but we had to buy something and so we did.

I’m begging you in the name of God, please if you see this place, don’t buy their jollof rice.

Their jollof rice was so undone the thing was making noise as we were chewing it. Even the chicken that was looking so massive, lol, it was bone and skin, lool, massive scam. So since the jollof rice was unfortunate, we decided to buy chicken and chips.

That thing you see above is 3 thousand naira, you can see the unfortunate rice in one corner. And they couldn’t even give us Irish potatoes, sweet potatoes right there, the salad had no cream and the chicken was so hard I was struggling with it 😭. So basically, it was a bad deal. They now wanted to scam is in the end untop of it all, lool, we were just dedd. The place was fine small sha, I was rhyming with their colours, they should have made me ambassador.

We brought drinks so we started playing random games. We played ‘Never have I ever’, one vulgar game that I shouldn’t mention 😌 and Lemon. Mehn, Lemon is the best drinking game ever, I’m serious. I played it at a party and hated it cos I was losing so hard 😭 but I wasn’t losing yesterday so I liked it 😊. Lemme teach y’all how to play it, you’re welcome 😌.

Basically in Lemon, everyone gets a number and then when the game starts, you have to say your number ‘lemon’ and somebody else’s number. Like let’s say I’m number 1 and I’m playing a game with 5 other people, I have to go, ‘1 lemon 5’ or any other number. If the number I pass it on to doesn’t pass it on as well, they drink. If they pause, they drink. If they stutter, they drink. If they call a number that’s not in the game, they drink. Any mistake sha, you drink. Doesn’t it just sound annoyingly fun 😊?

Well it was fun and one side effect to drinking too much is the constant urge to pee. Did you know that it’s 100 naira to pee at Elegushi? Yes oh, it takes two bottled water(on the mainland plis) to ease your bladder. When it was 5, my friends actually paid 150. I’m guessing the later it gets, the more expensive peeing seems to be though I’m not really understanding 🤔. At least the toilets were clean so that’s a plus.

We left by past 6 and came back to school to sleep and if we’d known 3rd mainland bridge was open, that’s where we’d have passed but we didn’t know so we took long route. Painful sturvs.

All in all sha, Elegushi isn’t so bad. Rowdy, dirty, expensive suya(1 stick, 1k, when the meat is not filled with gold) but at least clean toilet, affordable gate fee(same thing for practically every beach really). I give it a 5. A meh. E just dey.

So I’m done with my review but not a review-like blog post. If you liked it, do like or comment or both. Thank you 😊. Lemme drop one picture of me though it’s dark 😪. Byeee 😊😊.