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Aquaman, another super hero movie.

Hi guyssssss.

Today, I was supposed to go to Rufus and Bee I’ve been hearing so much about but because my friend came late, we couldn’t go anymore; my heart’s still sad 😪. Anyway, we went for the next best thing: ice cream and a movie 😊. Of course, the natural choice was Aquaman considering I wanted to watch it since the day I watched the trailer. Most females just wanted to watch it cos it was Jason Momoa 🙄 with his undeniably sexy frame.

Anyway, we got to Adeniran Ogunsanya shopping mall, had some Coldstone and then proceeded to the cinema for some water fun. I will not lie, I hissed a lot throughout the movie ; my friend just kept laughing at me. Why, you ask? A lot of people said it was awesome, what’s Seun saying? Bruh, it was just another superhero movie.

The movie plot was relatively okay but considering I figured out most of the things that happened, not particularly thrilling. The characters played their roles well, yes but I didn’t really feel the acting deep down and the graphics, ah ahn, sometimes it looked obviously fake, what happened? Well, I guess they did their best. I enjoyed the combat scenes because they didn’t drag it on for too long but I hated how clichè the movie was, especially the romance. Like couldn’t the romance have been a bit more original?

So overall, it was an ordinary movie; a typical super hero movie. If you’re already an Aquaman fan, you should like him more; if you’re not, you’d get to know him a little bit like I did, heh. It was better than Wonder Woman though, that I give it; I slept while watching Wonder Woman 😂. So yeah, that’s my opinion on Aquaman, didn’t even know he was so strong 🤔. Do you agree or do you not?

Till next time, my lovelies 😊💕.

P.S: Am I the only one who hates when people clap during and after watching a movie? Like calm down people, it’s a movie, not a stage play, tch.

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Olumo rock, Abeokuta.

Hi guys 😊. Happy holidays 🤸‍♀️!

I went to Abeokuta on Thursday and I just got back a couple hours ago. I’m going to proceed to tell you the story 😌.

It was Thursday. We had planned to go see Olumo rock because my mum said she’d been hearing about the rock since she was little but had never seen it. She wanted to go to satisfy her curiousity and wanted us to come with, we agreed ‘cos ‘Why not?’ 🤷. We planned to leave in the morning, by 10-ish but we delayed and delayed (I won’t lie, this was mostly me 😂) and eventually left home 12:30. I don’t remember when we got to the park but I know it took us like almost 3 hours altogether to get to Olumo rock. Abeokuta isn’t actually far, it’s like an hour and 20-25 minutes but it’s a straight road so it just seems like an endless journey 😭. One good thing though is the breeze, the breeze, ooh la la 🤤, I slept till we almost got there.

First thing I noticed about Abeokuta was the red sand: red sand everywhereee, I really don’t know why. The second thing I noticed was the office of the governor: My God, the place looked like an estate from the exterior, I wonder how big it is inside. Just imagine, somebody’s office is an estate, ah 😪. Third thing I noticed was that they had a cinema so I thought ‘Oh Abeokuta isn’t so dead. They lied’. I later went to that cinema, oh no, it’s dead, they didn’t lie 😭.

We got to Olumo rock and entered – one thousand naira per person. One guy volunteered to be our tour guide slash photographer saying he doesn’t charge much, we agreed and we began climbing. I actually thought that it was just a rock we’d just stare at and take pictures in front of. How I was wrong. We climbed a lot and the height was scary; I actually thought I was going to fall many times 😭. The tour guide explained a lot about the rock and said if you’ve not been to Olumo rock, you haven’t actually been to Abeokuta because it’s the origin of the town. He said other things but I’m not telling you, if you want to know, go to Olumo rock 💁.

We got to the top, took pictures and Mr. Tour guide said his charge was 5 thousand naira. My mum just looked at him like he was talking to her spirit twin, not her and last last, we paid 500 naira. This strengthened my theory that everything without a definite price must be priced down. So the brother wanted to scam us of 4,500, honestly, everybody is just mad: don’t let them scam you. We paid for our pictures, collected them and left. Our tour was an hour and some minutes max; it wasn’t long at all.

I proceeded to spend the night and the rest of Friday and some of Saturday with my baby boy that stays in Abeokuta. He took me out and his parents were very sweet to me, I’m even still low-key tripping for his dad 😂. So basically, I had a fun weekend 😊.

Is Olumo worth going to see? Yes, I feel so. Learn a bit of Nigerian history, do some exercise, just pass time a little with it 😊. Go.

Till my next blog post, Seun the explorer 💕.

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Hickeys 🌚

Hi guyssss!

You might be wondering what I have up my sleeve with such an interesting topic 😌. Lemme get right to it and entertain your perverted minds 😏.

So this morning I was talking to my mum and sister and all of a sudden my mum goes ‘What happened to your neck?’. I was puzzled and I looked at my neck and lo and behold, there was a small bruise on my neck. I shrugged like I didn’t know it was and she said ‘I put your necklace on for you yesterday. That mark wasn’t there’. I shrugged again trying to feign indifference at the same time thinking ‘Oh Lord have mercy, what’s this nah 😪?’. That’s how my mum went on and on talking and talking and I was like ‘This ground should just open up and swallow me please 😭’. Anyhow sha, cos I’m close to my mum, I explained what it was and all the talk reduced.

Yes, of course, you know what it was. It was a hickey, how I got the hickey is none of y’all’s business though 💁. What do you guys feel about hickeys? Do you like them? Do you hate them? Do you find them embarrassing? I personally have a love-hate relationship. When I like someone and he gives me a hickey, I think it’s really cute and it makes me blush when I look at it but…I also hate it because people around start asking me questions about why my neck is bruised; it can be very very embarrassing 😫. I also feel hickeys are a sign of possession: your partner probably wants to mark you so other people will know you’re involved with someone’s else. But then some people just do it cos they can really so it’s hard to say 🤷.

My mum feels it’s dangerous 😂. When I explained as best as I could what it was (I said it was a playful bite btw 💁), she was like I shouldn’t play like that anymore. Why? She said when she was in secondary school, she had this classmate who in the course of play bit her, through her school uniform and she couldn’t breathe well for 5 days 😂. She said his teeth were poisonous and he’s a vampire 😂. After that time when he threatened to bite her, she ran far far away before his fangs killed her. She said all these in Yoruba so you can just imagine how funny it was. So she said I shouldn’t play like that anymore, I said I’d heard.

So you guys tell me what you feel about hickeys, if you dare 😌.

Till my next post, my lovelies. Byee 😊💕.

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Lagos Traffic – Apapa

Hi guys.

It’s a beautiful public holiday today, thanks to the Muslims 💕; for you guys who still had to go to work like my sister, I’m sorry 😌.

So yesterday was the first day of balloting for Unilag students. For those who didn’t go to Unilag, balloting is a fight to the death and how we get our hostel spaces. We have to reserve spaces in the halls of residence on the student portal (yeah, that’s the new style now, old Unilag graduates) and praying that the space reserves. It might seem pretty easy but trust me, it’s really not 😪. It’s really weakening when you’re about to reserve the space and the website tells you ‘Connection error’, logs you out or tells you ‘Unilag didn’t send any data’. Well, that’s what happens when over 15,000 students are trying to get a little over 5000 bed spaces.

You’re probably wondering how balloting concerns me considering I’m pretty much done with school. Thing is, my sister had to go to her industrial training workplace since I wasn’t doing anything, I was her replacement. I wanted her to get bed space so why not? Plan was to follow my mum to work at Apapa and use their IT department because their WiFi there was pretty fast. And so I did.

We left home like 20 minutes to 7 and to my surprise, I saw a lot of people on the road. It was surprising because this was 6:40. Howw? It took us like 10 minutes to get a bus because surprise surprise, there was no Apapa bus, even that early; no bus thing isn’t even a latecomer thing apparently. After a lot of taking one ways (because we’d have died on the road if he didn’t 💁) and traffic, we got to her office in a little more than an hour. It wasn’t so bad but in a way bad because we actually left earlier. Like right now, my mum feels there’s no difference in leaving early and leaving late 😂.

Balloting started. Lucky for my sister and I, I got the space for her not long after but every other person I tried for proved futile. It was really heartbreaking to think you’ve gotten a space for someone and end up not getting it, I was really stressed. When I got tired, I left it and went to see a friend who lives in Apapa; I really don’t know how he copes with the traffic.

Fast forward to when I was going home. I entered bus, it filled up pretty quickly. I thought ‘Good sign. I’ll get home fast’. Oh how wrong I was, I didn’t get home until 2 hours later. During the journey, we began hearing gun shots and people started running. Driver said ‘You guys should get down, they’re running’. Run to where plis 😅? I wasn’t understanding. Luckily, they found that it was on the other side of where we were so we weren’t bothered anymore. I was still bothered though, low-key 😅.

We were moving slowly in the terrible traffic when there was a little free road and as my bus driver jetted through, we heard a loud crash. What happened? The bus door had completely destroyed a car’s side mirror. Like completely wiped it away, it was gone, finished, ended. Car’s driver said he must pay for it, bus driver was begging, we were just looking. After a while, they came to an agreement and we continued on our traffic filled journey. The traffic was so bad, at a point, four passengers got down and started walking and they’d paid already; they just couldn’t deal. By the time we got to my bus stop, a number of the passengers were dozing; I was even scared for this guy near the open door, thankfully he didn’t fall down from the bus and break his head 😅.

You might wonder what causes the traffic sometimes? It’s the trailers. We have just one sea port in Lagos and it’s in Apapa so all the trailers are en route Apapa to deliver goods to be shipped. It’s so cramped because Lagos is an extremely friendly state compared to other states and the residents suffer because of this. I was really drained when I got home honestly; I don’t give my mum enough credit for facing that traffic everyday. If you get offered a job at Apapa, please don’t take it. It’s a trap, a big fat trap.

This ends my tirade and I hear that traffic on the island is way worse. We’ll be fine in this Lagos last last. Byeee babies 💕.

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Seun’s Melancholy

Hii guyssss.

I’m now a graduate! Not a full one because my convocation is still in January but I’m done with my project defence which by the way, wasn’t as bad as I thought it’d be. So I’m home free, silently looking for a job. I really need luck in that aspect, cos honestly, this Nigeria is not a very friendly place to new graduates. So wish me luck. Thanks 😊.

Today, I’m doing poetry. It’s been quite a long time since I last wrote a poem, I think it was sometime in February or March so I’m actually very very rusty. I’m going to share two which I wrote within an hour and I’m just keep my fingers crossed and hope you guys like it.

So the first one goes…

Beautiful Things

Why do we choose to destroy beautiful things?
Flowers growing beautifully on their own
We’re supposed to nurture them, make them grow
Instead we pluck them and end their beings.

I’ve seen love, love so true, love so pure
I’ve seen souls, beautiful souls, loving souls
Souls who’d put their partner first and be sure
Sadly, they get hurt and end up in a hole.

There’s so much injustice when it comes to love
Sometimes I wish I could correct them all
It’s sad that it’s not a problem I can solve
All I can hope is that the beautiful ones don’t fall.

And the second…

Break

I once knew a beautiful couple, I had a crush on both of them
Their beauty captivating, they just belonged together
This beautiful couple I knew, suddenly became mayhem
For reasons I can’t say, my life became much sadder.

I spoke to one of my crushes, I found out the reason why
She tried her best to make him happy yet he left, why?
All I could do was shake my head cos I didn’t want to accept why
He had put himself before her, he really didn’t care why.

I really don’t want to hear his side, although I know I should
There seems no point to it, he appears much colder
It’s actually really sad, after the big stunt he pulled,
Now I perfectly understand, why girls go for guys much older.

My inspiration was simple, just how unfair love can be.

If you liked them, do let me know. If you want to critique, please go easy on me, I bruise easy 😅. If you’d like me to explain them too, also let me know. And the reason why I used The Weeknd’s cover art is cos I love him and this particular EP got to me from the first day I heard it. He’s my type of vibe.

I’ll see you guys in my next blog post 💕.

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Skin Care 😊!

Hi you guyssssss.

So it’s Thursday and I’m at home. I’m telling you this unnecessary fact because I’ve been going to school since Monday and this is the only day I’m going to have to rest, I’m going tomorrow as well. My project defence might just be Monday, Lord knows I’m not ready. Oh well, that’s what’s been happening in my life, at least this past week.

So I’m going to talk about my skin care routine today. You might wonder, ‘Seun has a skincare routine?’ Yes, apparently, I do 😌. When I was in school, I didn’t have time to take care of my skin and if there’s one thing I love, it’s beautiful skin. I don’t care about the colour, I just love beautiful flawless skin 😭. Before I left school, I decided I was going to take care of my skin super well when I got home and that’s what I’ve been doing for almost 3 weeks now. Males, don’t run now. Most of you guys actually need this stuff, maybe even more than the females 🌚, so read on.

My routine is very simple actually. Have you guys heard of tumeric? My mum puts it in pepper sometimes, I also heard it’s used in fried rice but as far as I’m concerned, it’s my face mask ingredient 🤷. There’s the natural type which is the one my mum puts in stew and there’s the powder, I use the powder. So in the mornings, I take a bit of tumeric and a bit of milk (I already mix the milk with water aside because I don’t have money to be buying whole cream milk that’ll spoil in a day or two 💁), mix it together, enough to form a paste and then apply it on my face with my finger. I wait for it to dry and then I wash it off.

Tumeric-powder

The plus about this is when you’re done, your skin is super smooth to touch, like really smooth, but the minus is tumeric stains 😫. If you don’t wash the bowl you use immediately you’re done, that bowl is going to turn yellow, my towel is part yellow because sometimes I don’t have the patience to wash my face multiple times and my fingers turn yellow from time to time. I really advise to get a brush to apply if you’re going to try this, saves you the stress of explaining why your fingers are a weird shade of yellow.

Tumeric-face
How it looks when it’s drying/almost dried

Also, tumeric is a natural toning, maybe bleaching 🌚 agent and so there’s a possibility you might become fairer which could be a plus or a minus, depending on you. You also have to moisturize after as well because your skin is going to be super dry after and trust me, it’s not a good look, I’ve been there 😪.

Then at night, I apply Apple Cider Vinegar (ACV) on my face. If you don’t know what that is, this is what it looks like.

Apple-cider-vinegar

It’s advisable to get the one that states ‘With the mother’. Whose mother? I don’t know but there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation online which I read but can’t remember 😅. So naturally, I’m supposed to apply the ACV mixed with equal parts water but as a hard guy, I put it on my face like that without mixing it with water and go to sleep with it. Again, the positive about this is by the next morning, you can definitely tell the difference in the texture of your skin but one very big negative is the smell. Oh my God, the smell of ACV 😭. It smells like something died and they used the decomposed body to make the liquid. I’m already used to the smell so it doesn’t affect me but I know my roommates last semester really suffered everytime I used it 😂.

Also if you have cuts on your face, oh my God, it burns 😭. I even put it in my vulva one time and honestly, I almost died but that’s a story for another day 😅. So if it burns, just suck it up, all for smooth skin, all for smooth skin.

See, really simple. I’ve also been applying Vaseline to my lashes because I’ve seen it in multiple places that it makes lashes grow. But have my lashes grown? Honestly, I don’t know. They seem thicker but I could just be deceiving myself really. I watched somewhere that tomatoes are really good for the skin as well but they’re really expensive now and nobody’s got money to waste please 💁. The tumeric/milk mask and the ACV really work though. People touch my face and say it’s really soft, I might be getting fairer and my spots are SLOWLY clearing. Slowly is in caps because it’s really slow, natural ingredients take their time to work and if you’re not consistent, they won’t even work at all.

There are a lot of natural skin care routines online though, even variations to these ones. This is just my personal one and I’m sharing it cos it’s working for me. You can try it as well if the ingredients are available to you. Do tell if they do work, eh? Also, if you know any tips and tricks that won’t make me darker, do tell, thanks 😊.

Till next time, byeee babies 😊💕!

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Another Saturday at Eko Market

Hi you guyssss!

First off, I’m going to apologise 😪. I’m really sorry I haven’t posted in ages (just two weeks but it still feels like ages), this isn’t really me, I promise. I’m just getting accustomed to being back at home and without constant light (I miss school with this 😪). So let me get you guys up to speed with my life.

I finished my final exams like two weeks ago so basically you can call me a graduate 😊. I’m practically done with my project but apparently not quite cos it’s not up to 50 pages so I’m probably going to go off topic and then eventually come back to the topic cos I honestly don’t know what to write again 🤷. I’ve been home a week, it feels good to be jobless and at the same time, not so good, there’s a lot of mixed feelings there I don’t want to explore 😪. I hope you guys forgive me, thank you 💕.

So back to this post, yesterday, they refused to give us light like throughout and my battery was on 7% so I was just like instead of me to die of boredom and probably sleep, if just follow my mum to the market, it’d been a while, I’d just enjoy the experience. There are just 5 things I want to note about another Eko experience right here.

1. Eko market is so hard to navigate, my God 😭. I’ve been there like 10 times but if I go there on my own, by God, I’m definitely going to misplace. I just had to keep pace with my mum because if I’d mistakenly lost her, ooh la la, I was going to become a road side beggar because she was with my purse and phone.

2. If you’re small like I am and you mistakenly have my body shape, there’s legit no future in clothes for us here in Nigeria, I’m serious. I searched and searched for something I liked and actually fit me but it was nowhere to be found? Is it so hard for people to actually get sizes 4 and 6? Not all Nigerian females are big now 😪. Anyway, I eventually found one and how much was it? 5,500 naira. For one dress. In Eko market. Random stall, not a shop or a boutique. I was amazed. So if I wanted to buy two dresses, 11k gone just like that, this life is hard. People please, if you see a girl wearing a very nice dress, please appreciate her and the dress cos those things don’t come cheap at all.

3. Please make sure you eat before you go to the market. Fo’real, you guys. You’d either die of exhaustion or hunger if you don’t. Thing is, I ate before I went but I slept as well and I have this thing that whenever I sleep after eating, I wake up hungry. My brain didn’t fully boot that I was going to be hungry until I got to the market. And you guys know how the market is, they’re always selling food especially that African salad. It got to a point that everything was looking appetising to me, even raw grinded pepper, I kid you not 😪. I could have bought something to eat but my mum went all ‘There’s food at home’ and she’d spent the only large currency I had in my purse 😪 so I had to manage myself.

When I thought I was going to either faint or die from the strong hunger, my mum’s customer looked at me and bought me a drink, Bigi Tropical (I just realised it’s my 3rd one this week, wawuu, diabetes) so yes this is a testimony that God answers prayers 😌.

4. Ladies, when you want to get married, please don’t bring your husbands to the market. You ask why? My mum wanted to buy george for herself (if you’d read my introduction, this wouldn’t be new to you) and so we were at this shop. There was this couple there and they were selecting the george for the bride, traditional wedding. As she was picking the beautiful expensive ones, the guy was just shutting her down and down and down.

What happened? It’s her wedding, let her shine now. He didn’t oh, I guess cos he was paying for it and he was Igbo again (no offence to Igbo people out there 😅, this is your stereotype). At the end of the day, they settled for one 20k george when she actually wanted a 40k own, pssh. So ladies, please don’t, I repeat, don’t bring your husbands to the market to shop for wedding things, your mum is a better option, thanks.

5. Everything in this country can be priced tbh, everything. Never, I repeat, never buy anything at the price they sell it to you unless it’s something small or you’re really desperate. My mum and I went to buy padlock and we saw a pretty one (yes, it was pretty 💁), guy said 1500, said he couldn’t go any lower ever, the padlock was too good yen yen yen, my mum said 1k and that’s the price we bought it. With all his mouth. Tsk tsk. For him to even accept that 1k, it means that the padlock is even cheaper than that. So as from now, I’m pricing everything, you guys, everything, because even those that seem well intentioned like that guy are probably still cheating you 🤷.

At the end of the walking about and looking for things for me, I eventually left Eko market with just 100 naira lipgloss. That’s legit all I got for myself, at least I like lip gloss, I should be a lip gloss model, heh. Well, I got home and there wasn’t and had been no light so I guess I didn’t really lose, in a way, I guess, I don’t know, I’m confused 😂.

Okay, bye you guys, I’ll see you in my next blog post which I promise will be next week 💕.

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Diaries of an Enugu bad boy

Some people believe in fate, or in destiny or in some other deep thing about life but I believe life is a pot of hot beans. I wish life could be pizza though. Imagine if life was pizza, you guys. Okay, let me try to stay on point, I’ve been craving pizza and it has been chasing me in my dreams, but NYSC has refused to gimme my allawee so I have to behave my account and buy plantain and beans instead 😒 .

Roasted-plantain

Back to my gist…

This pot of hot beans called life threw me to Enugu state for nysc. In the name of adventure, I decided to rebrand. I changed my name from my English name to my Yoruba name, started growing beards so people would stop mistaking me for a pretty girl (Imagine being asked if you’re a girl or a guy so many times you get used to it), and I have a clique of people who are like me. In other words, our bank accounts are sad, but we know how to package like there’s one spare 600k somewhere to waste on somebody’s daughter.

This state has refused to treat me according to what my sexiness deserves though. I’ve always known life is easier for the beautiful and sexy ones and since i’m both beautiful and sexy, I expect an easy life 🙍. But Enugu hasn’t given me that at all, no.

First, I discovered when I got here that Igbos don’t put salt in their rice. I thought they would have a legit reason somewhere but to my surprise, when I asked a babe selling food, she said the reason they don’t is because “the stew has salt”. You can imagine the effontery and braggadocio to look hungry me in the face and tell me the reason you didn’t put salt in my rice is cause the stew has salt?

Look-of-disgust

The devil whispered in my ear for me to give her a very dirty slap, like nollywood slap, but I said “Not today, Satan” and I left the restaurant. The girl had no idea God was fighting her battles.

Another thing is the way this people stare here. Like, they just stare at you like they’re trying to see into your soul or something. And they have the most judgmental looks on their faces while they’re at it too. Or as my friend said, they look at you like they’re trying to convince you something is wrong with you. Imagine almost everyone giving you this look as you walk on the road:

A-dramatic-frown

This city is so expensive too, my God. There aren’t any ubers or taxifys here so keke is the big boy’s ride here. Now, if I was entering bus, I won’t be spending that much on transport BUTTT it would spoil my packaging, so no. I always enter keke for drop and any outing like this, you won’t know when 5k has left your body. Like, I’m legit paranoid of going out cause i’d spend too much money. I ended up spending like 2,5 the other night in the name of buying bread and suya. BREAD AND SUYA. Broke man food I’m eating and i’m still spending 2,500 naira, rubbish.

Speaking about paranoia, I’ve been paranoid about being a target for gay guys. I was hovering at my office secretariat a while back and some guy started a conversation about some weird shit. After a while, he starts smacking lips. Like, I didn’t want to believe it, but this dude was really smacking and licking lips. He now asked me if I stayed alone. Oga, if you don’t geddifok 💁🏽‍♀. Let’s just say disturbing things like this have happened too much for me not to start watching my back.

And the babes, OH THE BABES. Naw, too many stories here so let me skip that. Let’s just put it out there that i’ve started looking for a sugar mummy. It’s only unfortunate older women i’ve been meeting so far so that isn’t going too well.

My workplace is a ministry office. I won’t say which ministry so I won’t wash their (very dirty) pant in public, but the people in the ministry are lazier than I am. Do you know how lazy I am? When I still believed in relationships, I used to make my girl feed me cause I would be too lazy to eat sometimes…yet these people are lazier than I am. I was at work the other day trying to form busy and serious on my laptop (I was lowkey actually looking for where I hid my porn folder though, I can’t find it again) when this guy in the office comes and tells me to bring my laptop so they can watch movies. That I was being “selfish” and “acting funny” by not putting film for the office to watch. I was amused. I wore crocs to work last week and no one gave a rats ass. Next time I go, I shall wear my bathroom slippers. I have a strong need to piss them off in that office but I haven’t figured out how yet.

There was a babe at the office that caught my eye and I thought I was about to go blind with love till I went to speak to her. This babe had mouth odor. Like the aggressive mouth odor, fam. The mouth odor that fights your sense of humanity. All the fantasies I had created of how I’d seduce and destroy her were immediately shattered. I texted her the next day with “I’m brushing my teeth rn. wyd? work today?” and that was the last we spoke but I don’t care. How would someone be walking around with mobile toilet in their mouth and still have the conscience to make up instead of brushing teeth? 😑

I’d add pictures and all that, but I’m not a picture person. I’m always bold till I see a camera. So no pictures for now, at least.
I lowkey haven’t gotten laid since I got here though. I’m starting to feel like a virgin, sigh.

Okay, I’m done. I had a long day and I need a massage and a hot shower and vodka. Someone reading this is wondering why they’re reading about an Enugu bad boy on a blog about Seun and i’m not sure why either.

Alright, hit the like button and drop some nice comments below. You can direct questions at me, or at Seun or just say something nice shar shar.

Talk soon,

Praise
“Your favorite Zaddy”.

P.S: If you’re a girl, you should put your number down in the comments so I can call and tell you lies about how i want to spend the rest of my life with you ❤️.

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Have you seen Peppermint?

Hi everyone 😊😊.

So I’ve actually begun my final year exams (graduate in a bit, mixed feelings 😊😪) and yesterday’s own was just meh. I have another paper today but instead of me to read my books, I went to watch a movie at the cinema yesterday 🤭. Actually, my friend and me were supposed to go on Monday to Ozone cinemas because of the discount of one thousand naira with popcorn and a drink but she couldn’t make it so we chose Wednesday because the discount applies to Wednesday’s too 😋.

I actually wanted to see Crazy Rich Asians because I’ve heard so much about it from my friends and also because Rotten Tomatoes rated it above 90 percent. Unfortunately for me, there was traffic and I got there 30 minutes after the movie had started and if there’s one thing I hate, it’s starting a movie halfway through it…well, as long as it’s my money 🌚. So we decided to see Peppermint, a thriller starring Jennifer Garner. When we checked Rotten Tomatoes, the critic’s consensus was 11%. I was amazed. But then, the audience score was 80%. What a disparity. We checked out The Meg too, a shark move which kind of reminded me of Jaws (if you’re old school like me, you should know this 😌).

The Meg had a higher critic score but a not-so-great audience score so we went with Peppermint.

First thing I’m going to say is that I actually liked the movie. It’s about a woman who lost her family to organized crime and the guys who killed her family walked. So she took it upon herself to handle the killers herself . This is like the first movie I’m watching that the woman gets to avenge her family because usually the males do it; I liked the gender assertive role. There was a lot of violence in the movie though, oh lots and lots. A lot of people were squealing in the cinema and I was the loudest 😅. She got her revenge on every single person involved though. Delicious 😋.

I know I’m being vague but I don’t like to ruin movies for people so I want you guys to watch it if you feel it’s your type of movie. Something to encourage you to watch it – Someone commented that it reminded him of John Wick, like she was the female John Wick and honestly, I just have to agree. You’d understand when you watch it 😌.

I give it an 8 over 10. Overused plot though still nice and the acting could have been a tad bit better but like I said earlier, I really liked the movie. So those critics can suck their 11% 🙄.

If you’ve seen it and you agree, comment that you do. If you don’t agree, do tell us fans why you don’t as well. If you feel like I hyped the movie too much, also comment. Anything you feel, comment 💁.

I’ll see you guys in my next blog post.

Stay peppermint fresh, heh.

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Five things you’re probably doing wrong 🤷.

Hiiii everyone. I’m sorry it’s taken me this long to post anything. I’ve been busy trying to speed up my project (laziness solves nothing honestly 😪) but that can’t stop me. This blog is like my baby, I think about it everyday 😊.

So today, I’m going to talk about 5 things you’re probably most likely doing wrong and don’t even know. Let’s get to it, shall we?

1. Earphone placement.

We usually just wear our earphones directly. Just insert it in, right? Actually, that’s wrong. It’s not supposed to be placed like that. It should be circled round the ear and placed in upside down. I bet I’m not making sense 😂.

Does it make sense now 😏? I actually do it the incorrect way because the correct way is so hard 😭. Knowledge is power though, right 😊?

2. Amount of toothpaste.

I see most people, literally everyday apply toothpaste on their toothbrushes and they fill it from top to bottom because if the brush is that long, the toothpaste should fill it, right? Wrong. You’re actually supposed to use a pea sized amount of toothpaste to brush your teeth.

Running water over toothpaste also reduces the effectiveness of fluoride in the paste so it’s best not to. You’re actually supposed to brush your teeth for at least 2 minutes and not rinse after brushing or at least rinse just a little bit. Why, you ask? So the fluoride in the paste can actually work on your teeth.

Oh and one more teeth tip, don’t use mouthwash immediately after you brush. It washes away the fluoride, use it at a different time if you use mouthwash. Knowledge can be amazing though.

This I can actually say I’ve been doing since I discovered too much was too much, heh 😏.

3. Washing ‘private parts’.

When it comes to washing down under, for males it’s easy for you lot. You just need to wash with soap everyday, emphasis on ‘everyday’, thank you. But for females, it’s a little less simple. For our vulvas (yeah, vulva is the outer area, vagina is the inner so say vulva, you’re welcome 😏) we can use soap but it can not be perfumed, it has to be mild and plain and it can’t be antiseptic as well. So many rules. Why? Sometimes these soaps offset the natural pH of the vagina (yes the vagina is acidic) which can lead to infections. Water is best for the vulva actually and don’t fret, the vagina cleans itself 😊.

This I’ve been doing as well since I discovered it. I hadn’t been affected by using soap but prevention, they say is better than cure.

4. Pooping properly.

Yup, there’s actually a proper way to empty your bowels and it’s not the way we know. It’s by squatting. Let me explain. Back then, in the ancient times, before toilets were invented, there was nothing so humans would squat to relieve themselves so basically it’s part of our makeup. Squatting actually makes it easier to poop. So a way to do this is by placing your feet on a stool when using the toilet. I have tried this and it actually really works! But I have to warn you that it’s really very uncomfortable on a toilet seat 😅.

5. Proper sleeping positions.

How good you sleep usually affects your day more often than not and apparently your sleeping positions have something to do with that. Every sleeping position has its pros and cons but there’s one position that has practically no pro- sleeping on your tummy.

The best sleeping positions are sleeping on your back and on your side. If you snore or suffer from sleep apnea (a condition that causes periods of breathlessness), sleeping on your back isn’t advised. If you have sleep apnea, chronic back pain or you’re pregnant, sleeping on your side is best but two major cons though, it causes wrinkles and makes breast sag. Honestly I’m going to learn how to start sleeping on my back, those are two things I definitely don’t want.

Well, I’m done and I hope you learnt something or 5 things 😊 from this. Please like or comment or both if you liked this.

See you on my next blog post. Byeee ❤️.